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paras0mnia
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 June 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About paras0mnia : Despise grammar nazis, adore Paramore!
Enjoy time spent with like minded people cause at the end of it all, and I quote (the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter), that's an original since I don't remember who quoted it :P
Anywho, I'll do my best to entertain with witty remarks, feel free to msg... don't act like you don't troll.

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Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52825) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52825) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)



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