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today I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven pattie in celebration of the Window Seven release. Upon reading this I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML


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On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while mah boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he lookd down at mah chest and said "I can't wait fir the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime looool soon. FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by e11ie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at dinner with mah boyfriend and mah family, mah mother had too much to drink and asked mah boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML


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On 09/12/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, My Boyfriend Broke Up With Me In The Parking Lot Right Before A Baseball Game, Then Convinced Me To Still Go To The Game In Tears. After The Game, We Were Walking Back To The Car And He Goes, ( So, How About Some Break Up Lovin'? ) FML


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On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - love - by ish (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet hair cut since '84. fat FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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