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today I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven pattie in celebration of the Window Seven release. Upon reading this I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML
Today, while mah boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he lookd down at mah chest and said "I can't wait fir the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime looool soon. FML
Today, at dinner with mah boyfriend and mah family, mah mother had too much to drink and asked mah boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, My Boyfriend Broke Up With Me In The Parking Lot Right Before A Baseball Game, Then Convinced Me To Still Go To The Game In Tears. After The Game, We Were Walking Back To The Car And He Goes, ( So, How About Some Break Up Lovin'? ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015