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About paradocs7 : I am awesome, with a wonderfully quirky sense of humor, perspective, creativity, curiosity and modesty. I am also quite attractive. Humor and gratitude get me by. My gratitude is for all I have and all the things I don't have that I wouldn't want.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
Friday 12 December 2014