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About paradocs7 : I am awesome, with a wonderfully quirky sense of humor, perspective, creativity, curiosity and modesty. I am also quite attractive. Humor and gratitude get me by. My gratitude is for all I have and all the things I don't have that I wouldn't want.

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Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39015) - you deserved it (3812)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:18am - love - by Marlon - United States

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML

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