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  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 September 1984 (29 years)
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Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

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234 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML

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On 08/09/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by OyGeeze28 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

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162 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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332 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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115 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

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113 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm - misc - by Kate - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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177 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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