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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 September 1984 (30 years)
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Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27527) - you deserved it (4804)

On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24112) - you deserved it (7862)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

#19119481
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22557) - you deserved it (5866)

On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31601) - you deserved it (2759) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30032) - you deserved it (7475)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57163) - you deserved it (4403)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30427) - you deserved it (6891)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

#18812557
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34617) - you deserved it (3906)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13895) - you deserved it (50802)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28618) - you deserved it (4006)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (2529)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

#18563355
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31501) - you deserved it (5073)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32175) - you deserved it (4242)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43211) - you deserved it (3217)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42113) - you deserved it (2278)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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