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  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 September 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 78493
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

#19536164
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21702) - you deserved it (2040)

On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

#19514212
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (1612)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

#19499543
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14858) - you deserved it (8739)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14688) - you deserved it (25589)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20682) - you deserved it (7160)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

#19405538
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17325) - you deserved it (1626)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21740) - you deserved it (1571)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

#19327826
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19599) - you deserved it (2744)

On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

#19312458
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4950) - you deserved it (27264)

On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (1468)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21380) - you deserved it (1919)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32883) - you deserved it (5253)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8646) - you deserved it (30551)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25183) - you deserved it (1977)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)



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