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Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:25am - health - by CharlieOrion (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States
Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)
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