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  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 September 1984 (27 years)
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Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8349) - you deserved it (711) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8028) - you deserved it (1993)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11015) - you deserved it (1030)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8563) - you deserved it (1943)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8535) - you deserved it (948)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (3364) - you deserved it (12628)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (7868) - you deserved it (1188)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (9249) - you deserved it (760)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

#18563355 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (9616) - you deserved it (1580)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10067) - you deserved it (1205)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (11445) - you deserved it (897)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (14046) - you deserved it (816)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369 (297)

I agree, your life sucks (8834) - you deserved it (1194)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24206) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (6286) - you deserved it (2936)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)