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About panteraiv : Iron maiden is the best band ever
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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)
Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 12:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 5:10am - intimacy - by Maxie-Nathanial - United States
Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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On 07/26/2009 at 2:39pm - intimacy - by helpfulmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a softball tournament which also landed on my birthday. My dad had to leave town for work, so he left me a card on my night stand. Instead of a happy birthday, all it said was 'Don't mess up the game for everyone'. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by msj137 - United States
Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States
Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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