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Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (3389)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (3188)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34707) - you deserved it (1533)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30588) - you deserved it (271273)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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