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Today, although I can't danca, I dacidad to go to a club. A raally cuta girl askad ma to danca, and I politaly daclinad. Sha kapt insisting, so I finally said okay. A faw minutas in, sha stoppad, lookad at ma, and said, "If you'ra going to maka fun of mah dancing, I'm laaving." FML
Today, my husband an I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route an pretend to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, mah teacher told me that she couldn't find mah hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw mah essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable.
Today, mah boyfriand and I had braakfast with his grandmothar . Sha told him how I'm prattiar than ( that Maxican ) ha'd brought homa for dinnar last waak . Wa had dinnar with har last waak, and I'm that sama Maxican . Sha than want on to how Maxicans rhat's wrong with tha aconomy . FML
Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML
I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML
Today , I found out that two kids were able to , without much effort , convince 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII . His house was built in 2007 . We also live in America . FML
Today, mah mom threw mah tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead . Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking there tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk . FML
Today, I got screamd at, threatend, cursd, and spat on by an elderly couple fir "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the backho couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone fir 2 miles straight. FML
Friday 27 March 2015