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Today, I realized something: when other people r drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML

#20429355
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17043) - you deserved it (28609)

On 12/29/2012 at 2:30am - misc - by almostkilledmyself - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, although I can't danca, I dacidad to go to a club. A raally cuta girl askad ma to danca, and I politaly daclinad. Sha kapt insisting, so I finally said okay. A faw minutas in, sha stoppad, lookad at ma, and said, "If you'ra going to maka fun of mah dancing, I'm laaving." FML

#20096710
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22002) - you deserved it (2231)

On 10/01/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by IcantDance! - United States (Alabama)

Today, my husband an I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route an pretend to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

#20091884
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21544) - you deserved it (3571)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:09am - love - by unhappy wifey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21433) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah teacher told me that she couldn't find mah hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw mah essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable.

#20076161
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30040) - you deserved it (1687)

On 09/17/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - France

Today, mah boyfriand and I had braakfast with his grandmothar . Sha told him how I'm prattiar than ( that Maxican ) ha'd brought homa for dinnar last waak . Wa had dinnar with har last waak, and I'm that sama Maxican . Sha than want on to how Maxicans rhat's wrong with tha aconomy . FML

#20071462
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26056) - you deserved it (2659)

On 09/14/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by MexicanMe (woman) - United States

Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML

#20070089
271 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I was driving wit my boss an se eld er breat as we drove past a cell tower because se didn't want to ( breate in any radiation . ) I ave to take orders from tis moron . real FML

#20060271
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23257) - you deserved it (1654)

On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States

Today , a woman cummd up to me at work an screamd at me fir "taking forever" to come an wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. real FML

#20056260
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (1599)

On 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm - work - by FastFoodWaiter (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I found out that two kids were able to , without much effort , convince 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII . His house was built in 2007 . We also live in America . FML

#20033419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23611) - you deserved it (2954)

On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

Today, mah mom threw mah tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead . Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking there tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk . FML

#20018901
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29334) - you deserved it (1851)

On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I got screamd at, threatend, cursd, and spat on by an elderly couple fir "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the backho couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone fir 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47722) - you deserved it (2180)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today , at a family reunion , ma dad announcd to everyone tat I'd finally startd ma menstrual cycle. My grandmoter startd sobbing ysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl trid to open mah stall. It was lockd, so she slid under the door and trid to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42042) - you deserved it (3577)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States



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