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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1992 (23 years)
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About pamelax3 : I am just now living.

You must die to live
You must lose to gain.
Weakness is strength.
Joy exists in the midst of suffering.
Power is restraint.
Love those who persecute you.
Pray for those who hate you.

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Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML


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On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7663) - you deserved it (28748)

On 12/16/2010 at 3:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML


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On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML


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On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML


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On 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm - misc - by kingkarnie - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML


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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML


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On 09/05/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML


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On 09/04/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML


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On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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