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pam241

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 May 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3462
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>alwayscomplain</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 12:23pm<b>ShotaSammy</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 4:29pm<b>milkman18</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 11:59pm<b>doglady</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 11:19pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 3:54am<b>thatkid00117</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 11:47pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:53pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:29am<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:45pm<b>ssnow</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 4:45am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 6:07pm<b>IamAngryCoffee</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 4:20am<b>devildog562</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 4:31am<b>bushytomatoe</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:58am<b>skychu</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 1:13am<b>samthe3rd</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 12:57am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 4:37pm<b>WeskerxChris</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 7:25am

Fucked!<b>ssnow</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 9:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 2:09pm<b>bushytomatoe</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:59am<b>skychu</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 7:14am<b>punisher316</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 2:25am

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pam241's favorite FMLs

Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML

by Fish Breath / 06/03/2016 at 6:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

by jennabee97 / 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML

by Anonymous / 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

by youngboob / 10/21/2014 at 11:42am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

by SadMother / 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2014 at 10:34am / United States (Connecticut) / Money

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

by marcranger / 08/11/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

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Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML

by failallday / 08/07/2014 at 5:09am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

by NoSexForMe / 07/13/2014 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

by Zekrome / 05/05/2014 at 3:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML

by melmel / 05/05/2014 at 1:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous