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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my… Today, I had sex with a guy I had wanted for awhile. Or I think it counts as sex. Really, I thought… Today, my daughter came to me holding her brand new iPad, crying. I asked her what was wrong, and…