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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 March 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 86
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About pajphfl : Hey I'm Eliza! I'm a 17 year old from NY and I love reading all of these funny fmls!

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pajphfl's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML


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On 12/19/2012 at 9:59am - kids - by spellbound - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML


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On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML


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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

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