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Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68600) - you deserved it (4992)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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