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paintedchocolate
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7152) - you deserved it (14862)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30894) - you deserved it (6953)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

#2448
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27167) - you deserved it (1349)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

#2448
167 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

#1220
35 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
86 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
78 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
82 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
13 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
18 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
71 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
73 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12538) - you deserved it (1256)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15521) - you deserved it (4303)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25176) - you deserved it (2326)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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