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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States
Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -
Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
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