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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Why am I up so early?
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
Friday 29 May 2015