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Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
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On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version
Today, my brand new (and very expensive) laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one! Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind it makes a cool sound. FML
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On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML
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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version
Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML
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On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by archer - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)
Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version
Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)
Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version
Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML
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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version
Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -
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