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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43599) - you deserved it (2768)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

#19219281
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21965) - you deserved it (3891)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:28am - misc - by DamnDogs (woman) - Canada

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

#18933385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23209) - you deserved it (3563)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25147) - you deserved it (2987)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15761) - you deserved it (26677)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

#18750277
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12260) - you deserved it (35094)

On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30440) - you deserved it (4099)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

#18546937
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15740) - you deserved it (29366)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm - misc - by Musicfreak (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28823) - you deserved it (2792)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25592) - you deserved it (2861)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML

#18414489
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24966) - you deserved it (3554)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

#18353086
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29844) - you deserved it (2365)

On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML

#18341850
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27954) - you deserved it (2159)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35016) - you deserved it (6040)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37903) - you deserved it (5625)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)



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