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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30576) - you deserved it (3827)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML

#21403720
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (4805)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35176) - you deserved it (3903)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30418) - you deserved it (2673)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40922) - you deserved it (3613)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

#21357430
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34091) - you deserved it (13811)

On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19936) - you deserved it (37811)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35076) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

#21333775
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32816) - you deserved it (6885)

On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (4501)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

#21329522
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29965) - you deserved it (2620)

On 01/02/2015 at 7:11pm - animals - by cat co-parent - Australia

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

#21327463
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35985) - you deserved it (2869)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML

#21315476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42750) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML

#21310320
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30759) - you deserved it (5438)

On 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm - animals - by allykat - Canada (Ontario)



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