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Today, at my job as a bouncer at a music venue, a guy got his nose broken in a rowdy mosh pit. When I went to help him up and see if he was okay, he said, "It was an accident, please don't kick me out," but the word "please" came out as a hot spray of his blood across my face. FML

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On 03/24/2014 at 2:53pm - work - by bloodyhell - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML

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On 02/09/2013 at 7:00am - intimacy - by Lois - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by LonelyBoy (man) - United States (Texas)



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