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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1987 (24 years)
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Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9925) - you deserved it (33725)

On 07/30/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by solomantis (man) - Norway (Oslo) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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