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p36288

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML

#21487156
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22356) - you deserved it (1567)

On 11/01/2015 at 11:22pm - animals - by time to buy a gun - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML

#21487156
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22356) - you deserved it (1567)

On 11/01/2015 at 11:22pm - animals - by time to buy a gun - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, our family bought a new car. When we got home, I opened the trunk to get my backpack. It turns out I left it in the trunk of our trade-in. The dealership is closed now and I have a presentation due tomorrow. FML

#21486212
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21759) - you deserved it (6214)

On 10/30/2015 at 5:16pm - misc - by forgetful - United States (California)

Today, it's been so long since I heard from him, I had to look at my boyfriend's Facebook page to see if we're still in a relationship. FML

#21485493
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21853) - you deserved it (4822)

On 10/28/2015 at 3:48pm - love - by feeling single - United States (California)

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

#21485084
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22262) - you deserved it (4119)

On 10/27/2015 at 4:16pm - health - by Jess -

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

#21485011
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26924) - you deserved it (1686)

On 10/27/2015 at 11:16am - love - by Congrats? - United States (Illinois)

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML

#21484898
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21960) - you deserved it (4366)

On 10/27/2015 at 1:49am - money - by SwingingChili -

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

#21484577
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24898) - you deserved it (2422)

On 10/26/2015 at 11:50am - misc - by DopeDickDover - United States

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

#21483767
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (3013)

On 10/24/2015 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles. FML

#21483576
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22906) - you deserved it (2248)

On 10/23/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my husband and I spent 10 of our last $20 on pizza. Upon arriving home, I stepped out of the car and slipped on some mud, losing my balance and dropping the open box right into the mud. FML

Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML

#21483523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24209) - you deserved it (2352)

On 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm - misc - by AlwaysAfraid (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

#21483477
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25008) - you deserved it (2286)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm - misc - by haunted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

#21483470
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35242) - you deserved it (2194)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

#21481486
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (7495)

On 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm - work - by RIPcareer - United States (Maryland)



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