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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was working my job as a waitress near my college. I handed a customer her check, and she noticed that I had added her bill wrong. I apologized, and she pointed to my "student" labeled nametag, asking what I was studying. I said English. I'm a math major. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12186) - you deserved it (42108)

On 06/02/2009 at 7:13pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

#2336185
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49708) - you deserved it (4867)

On 05/27/2009 at 6:15am - money - by abc (woman) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

#2136862
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43769) - you deserved it (12840)

On 05/21/2009 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sent a cover letter to a potential employer. In the letter, I talked about my great attention to detail, my strong ability to focus, and my stellar writing skills. After hitting send, I reread the letter and noticed that I typed my name "B-R-A-I-N." My name is Brian. FML

#1008813
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14681) - you deserved it (51780)

On 04/16/2009 at 12:09am - work - by jusfonzin (man) - United States (New York)



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