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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (12592)

On 05/21/2009 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sent a cover letter to a potential employer. In the letter, I talked about my great attention to detail, my strong ability to focus, and my stellar writing skills. After hitting send, I reread the letter and noticed that I typed my name "B-R-A-I-N." My name is Brian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14232) - you deserved it (50902)

On 04/16/2009 at 12:09am - work - by jusfonzin (man) - United States (New York)



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