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by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, after driving for four hours to visit my best friend for the New Years break, she still hasn't finished up her skype conversation and left her room to greet me. She knows I'm here. I've spent the last hours watching youtube videos with her cat. FML
by Anonameow / 01/02/2016 at 11:57am / United States (Virginia) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 11/29/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by aj513 / 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
by ohgodwhyfml / 11/28/2015 at 9:32am / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/27/2015 at 1:42am / France (Corse) / Intimacy
by facepalm / 11/18/2015 at 10:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML
by mmoments / 11/17/2015 at 2:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/16/2015 at 3:23am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous
by Sewert_5 / 11/10/2015 at 11:16am / Work
by likecomeon / 11/02/2015 at 10:55pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2015 at 2:25pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
by racello13 / 11/02/2015 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by areyoukiddingme / 11/02/2015 at 12:54am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She… Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split… Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her…