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p36288

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 712
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25334) - you deserved it (22351)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after driving for four hours to visit my best friend for the New Years break, she still hasn't finished up her skype conversation and left her room to greet me. She knows I'm here. I've spent the last hours watching youtube videos with her cat. FML

#21510596
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20505) - you deserved it (1653)

On 01/02/2016 at 11:57am - misc - by Anonameow (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

#21498058
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26765) - you deserved it (1766)

On 11/29/2015 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parent's bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

#21497961
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20107) - you deserved it (26736)

On 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by aj513 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

#21497787
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26207) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/28/2015 at 9:32am - intimacy - by ohgodwhyfml (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

#21497342
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29930) - you deserved it (1928)

On 11/27/2015 at 1:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous - France (Corse)

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML

#21493984
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23116) - you deserved it (1692)

On 11/18/2015 at 10:42am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML

#21493633
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13275) - you deserved it (25149)

On 11/17/2015 at 2:01pm - misc - by mmoments - United States

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML

#21493096
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25857) - you deserved it (1606)

On 11/16/2015 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Maldives (Maale)

Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

#21490787
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21511) - you deserved it (3794)

On 11/10/2015 at 11:16am - work - by Sewert_5 -

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

#21488023
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (3277)

On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML

#21487650
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25282) - you deserved it (1630)

On 11/02/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by likecomeon - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML

#21487379
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28863) - you deserved it (4845)

On 11/02/2015 at 2:25pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

#21487297
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23993) - you deserved it (1705)

On 11/02/2015 at 10:26am - misc - by racello13 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate blocked my phone number and won't speak to me. All because I mistakenly used her hand soap, thinking it was mine. FML

#21487186
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22626) - you deserved it (2057)

On 11/02/2015 at 12:54am - misc - by areyoukiddingme - United States (Indiana)



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