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About oysterman : I'm just that kid. I love dubstep and dogs. Just some stuff bout me

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Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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