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Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
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On 02/24/2013 at 4:34am - health - by Caroline - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
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On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I came home to find two letters from a publishing house that I'd submitted my manuscript to. The first was congratulatory, stating that my book had been accepted for publishing. The second was apologetic, stating that the first letter had been intended for someone else. FML
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On 01/26/2013 at 1:14am - work - by strugglingartist (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)
Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML
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On 11/21/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 5:37pm - misc - by Trinity (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm - love - by AbandonedHouseWife - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mom heard on TV that teens need at least ten hours of sleep a day. Now she makes me go to bed at 7pm. I told her I can't finish my homework in time, and my grades will suffer. She wouldn't listen. Last week, she threatened to punish me if I don't get straight As this semester. FML
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On 09/23/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML
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On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:49am - animals - by BloodFaerie (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)
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