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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 June 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About owlfeatures : If you are reading this, it must be for some reason so if it's to stalk me (unlikely) you can move on ;) If you are interested (also unlikely) I am in school, I'm pretty bright and like comedy. I'm also a "gamer" (if you can call a girl playing games on a Mac a gamer) and a bit of a dork but I don't mind as long as my friends are my friends for the right reasons. I know crazy people but that's what makes life fun :P

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owlfeatures's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

by guessnot / 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm / United States / Love

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

by Dog_Lover / 12/18/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

by Rhine / 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Love

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought my sold-out tickets on the black market for double the retail price, and have no way of getting my money back. FML

by faen / 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Money