About owlfeatures : If you are reading this, it must be for some reason so if it's to stalk me (unlikely) you can move on ;) If you are interested (also unlikely) I am in school, I'm pretty bright and like comedy. I'm also a "gamer" (if you can call a girl playing games on a Mac a gamer) and a bit of a dork but I don't mind as long as my friends are my friends for the right reasons. I know crazy people but that's what makes life fun :P
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Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML
by guessnot / 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm / United States / Love
Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
by Dog_Lover / 12/18/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
by Rhine / 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Love
by faen / 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Miscellaneous
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