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owlcityinsomniac
  • Town/Country : littleton, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 April 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 271
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About owlcityinsomniac : loves to act. sing. dance. anything on stage. anything having to do with sound.

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Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17910) - you deserved it (14296)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:01pm - kids - by disguested (woman) - United States (New York)



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