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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 May 1992 (23 years)
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About owen220 : University Student. Loves going out, having fun.

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (258054) - you deserved it (88046)

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