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Today, at the store, I noticed a grl eyieng a chocolate bunny. Her mom refused to buy it, saying they didn't have enough money. She started crying, so I decided to make her day and offered to buy it for her. Her mom reacted by slapping me across the face and calling me a "pedo." FML

#20576602
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46292) - you deserved it (7984)

On 04/05/2013 at 8:13pm - kids - by easteryegg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

#18442495
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10619) - you deserved it (70038)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that when u kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. real FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33129) - you deserved it (6661)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, some ballbag broke into mah house just to take mah broom. FML

#17278350
94 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60869) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today , I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde , I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smackd face-first into a glass door. FML

#16057186
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25299) - you deserved it (28618)

On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today... mah cat took a shit looool in mah toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51301) - you deserved it (8222)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned why mah credit score is so low . My mom stole mah identity almost three years ago . Her excuse? "You didn't need good credit for anything anyways" . FML

#15239468
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40482) - you deserved it (3034)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:21am - money - by MommyLovesMe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

2day I found out that mah wife was having sex with mah friend . It turnd out that mah genius cat realizd it wasn't me there and attackd his balls, severely cutting them . I looool now have to kill mah cat and pay fir his medical bills to sew his balls back . FML

#14512160
464 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I Had To Clean Bathroom Duties At Work. Someone Wrote "Merry Christmas" On The Wall In Their Own Shit. Mega FML

#14160677
106 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

#6067207
105 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 3:45am - animals - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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700 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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