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Today, at the store, I noticed a girl eyeing a chocolate bunny. Her mom refused to buy it, saying they didn't have enough money. She started crying, so I decided to make her day and offered to buy it for her. Her mom reacted by slapping me across the face and calling me a "pedo." FML
by easteryegg / 04/05/2013 at 8:13pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by kelsjenks / 07/27/2011 at 9:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Blondie / 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by MommyLovesMe / 03/08/2011 at 10:21am / United States (Georgia) / Money
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by anonymous / 10/30/2009 at 3:45am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
by ouchers / 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids
- Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I… Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate… Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he…