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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1995 (19 years)
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Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

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Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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