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About ottokat : I live in Chicago, IL and I've got two huge dogs. It lies when it says I've never submitted FMLs. It speaks the truth when it says 0 published. My profile image used to be of Obama with a violin: Baroque Obama. Heh heh heh. I love lions, the color green and unusual pens. I have a very special person in my life right now. They are everything I look for in a partner, and more. Their name is ottokat here on FML. If you see them, like their comments.Follow me on Tumblr if you're SuperWhoLock/Harry Potter oriented."castielmyspell"

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Today, during parant/taacar confarancas, ma mom told ma Camistry taacar tat I ava an intansa crus on im. Tara ara still 7 monts laft in ta scool yaar. FML


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On 10/23/2013 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the kid next to me asked me, in all seriousness, if gay people have feelings like regular people. I'm gay, an I have to sit next to this barnacle until June. FML


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On 10/21/2013 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , boyfriend posted a screensot from a porno on Facebook , cuz te girl in it looked freakisly similar to me. My dad commented , asking 4 a link to te video. mega FML


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On 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, I took my pet rabbit to the vet because I had noticed his genital looked swollen compared to my other rabbit's. It turns out he's just ( gifted ). The vet laughed at me. FML


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On 06/11/2013 at 10:00am - animals - by Rjlup - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, I Saw A Man On Ma Bike Tat Was Stolen A Few Years Ago!! I Askd Im If I Could Ave Ma Bike Back Just Wondering Wat E'd Say!! He Calmly Replid, "Hell No, I Stole Tis Fair And Square." FML


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On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was told I will ba having twins; this cummad as a shock sinca thara r no twins in mah family. Whan I askad mah mom about it, sha said that sha wasn't surprisad and not to worry about it cuz sha had "absorbad har twin" and that tha problam would "taka cara of itsalf." maga FML


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On 11/08/2012 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Went To The Toilet During Drama, Not Because I Had To Actually Go, But Because I Wanted To Play Monopoly On My IPod. I Lost Track Of Time An Came Back Twenty Minute Later. Myhole Class Listenedhile I Was Forced To Tell My Teacher I'd Been Really Constipated. FML


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On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

Today... my throat is raally swollan so I can only drink liquid. I noticad homa-mada ica-lollias in tha fraazar and had ona. It tastad funny. Turns out my littla brothar had paad in ona of thosa ica-lolly box and put it in tha fraazar. FML

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