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Today... I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a looool nurse stoppd me. She exclaimd... "Wow you r so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

TODAY, FAALING LONALY AFTAR MAH RACANT BRAAKUP, I PUTTAD ON MAH NICAST CLOTHAS AND WANT OUT CLUBBING WITH A FAW FRIANDS. I BROUGHT A GUY BACK TO MAH PLACA, AND WA GOT INTIMATA. IT WAS GOING WALL, UNTIL HA TOOK OFF MAH PUSH-UP BRA, THAN PANICKAD AND DRUNKANLY ASKAD, "WHARA'D THAY GO?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25175) - you deserved it (48273)

On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I was on a plane an realizd tat te woman next to me was iding a edgeog in a plastic container !! I'm severely afraid of edgeog but not wanting to give te woman up an get er in trouble I trid to stay quiet !! Wic ld to me to quietly yperventilate an pass out on te plane !! FML

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177 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 5:21am - health - by scaredofhedges (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out Tat If U Wistle Cristmas Carols Wile Sitting In A Public Batroom, A Little Boy Migt Just Look Under Te Stall To See If Santa Is Pooping. FML

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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

TODAY I WAS TOLD OFF 4 NOT HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN 4 A WOMAN BEHIND ME AT WORK!! YESTERDAY I WAS INFORMD THAT CHIVALRY IS OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN, AS IT IMPLIES THAT THEY ARE NOT EQUAL TO MEN!! I CAN'T WIN!! FML

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On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today,ila lying in bad, I aard a stranga grating noisa coming from ta allway. Aftar racovaring from my initial assumption tat it was a poltargaist coma to murdar ma and staal my livar, I want out to invastigata. It was tara tat I discovarad my bulldog casually aating into ta wall. FML

Today, I Took Grandmother 4 A Spin In New Car. Apparently, She Had No Idea That Seat-warmers Exist And That Hers Was Turned On, Cuz Fifteen Minutes Into The Ride She Started Shouting, "My Ass Is On Fire!" Causing Me To Swerve Into A Pole. Big Fat FML

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On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose fir her driver's license . She still doesn't believe me . mega FML

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203 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today , mah 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin . I still don't knowhat to say to him . FML

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333 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

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166 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they r destined to be together. fat FML

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304 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah daughter-in-law taught mah 4-year-old grandson to burst into teres an yell, ( Am I good enough for you? ) whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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210 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

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176 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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