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About oswin_oswin : Hi! I'm Kenzie! Just your average band geek who has an obsession with Tumblr and Doctor Who. I love music a lot, and I hope to become a music teacher some day. *crosses fingers*
Favorite artists include Christina Perri, Ingrid Michelson, Ed Sheeran, DCFC, and U2.
Movies? Anything superheroes. Star Wars, inception, studio ghibli, Christmas related:) and paranormal activity.(s)
Oh. And Sherlock Holmes is my baby.
And the 8th doctor.
I like writing songs too.
Have a fantabulous day!

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Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML


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