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  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7381) - you deserved it (20482)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

#13455982 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (15948) - you deserved it (6494)

On 10/15/2010 at 4:33am - misc - by fmlforreal - Singapore

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

#8791627 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (11841) - you deserved it (5331)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one". FML

#7316718 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (21293) - you deserved it (2073)

On 01/13/2010 at 9:06am - love - by uglyone (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because "the dog can't see the TV." FML

#2241699 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (61663) - you deserved it (2724)

On 05/24/2009 at 2:05pm - animals - by holly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

#582886 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (15286) - you deserved it (64268)

On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)