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oromab
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2782
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Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56551) - you deserved it (4551)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35922) - you deserved it (13031)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36246) - you deserved it (8883)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
147 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41596) - you deserved it (7813)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
30 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
59 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5414) - you deserved it (20324)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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