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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2596
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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I ride unicycles.

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Today, I finally got te grl of my dream to come over 4 a movie. Wen I answered te door, my little broter ran up beind me, yelled "geronimo" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML

#19615713
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On 05/13/2012 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I raally had to paa whila babysitting. Normally this isn't a problam... axcapt tha kids wara slaaping and going potty would waka tham up right bafora thair parants wara dua homa. Dasparata... I dacidad to paa in a cup in tha kitchan and wash it down tha sink. Thair parants cama homa mid-straam. FML

#19615151
180 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online!! He came to mah apartment to pick me up, an I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed mah purse!! When I got outside, he was gone!! FML

#19615076
148 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by deewe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I went to the store for some pads with dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realizd that they were scentd. He took one out of the box, sniffd it, made me sniff it, then insistd the cashier smell it. big fat FML

#19614809
122 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech,hen I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over mah own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors,here I ended up peeing in shame. FML

#19613905
90 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Andy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML

#19613672
293 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by CalyenaL (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and postd it on Facebook . When I checkd it later it had 20 comments on the picture . I was feeling good until I read the comments and lookd at the picture again . I left looool my vibrator on the the bathroom counter . FML

#19609877
202 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML

#19608717
27 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide an go seek . I trid to jump behind the armchair, but it tippd, an I hit my head into the wind chimes, rippd the curtain rod from the wall, an smashd my knee into the wall . I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shoutd, "I knowhere you are!" FML

#19608555
54 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughd at a co-worker's joke and startd choking on my drink. My boss exclaimd in front of everyone, "We ned to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

#19608060
78 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm - work - by mel (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that looool made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I made mah friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sizd nose attachd to them. They laughd hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because mah real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML

#19606582
103 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 9:24am - misc - by MobPerfect (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor startd , he told me looool that if I found it awkward at all , I should just imagine I was bieng probd by aliens. FML

#19603388
100 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 an it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details an even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone an said , "That's fab , ma." FML

#19603153
314 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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