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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1992 (22 years)
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I ride unicycles.

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Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating . There's a big hole in the middle of the floor . When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack . I drew back mah leg and looked down to see mah brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror . FML

#3025655
260 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, at mah job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I pickd up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it 4 a year now. After pausing to stare at mah face 4 a second, she thankd me and pickd up the competing brand instead. FML

#2966827
71 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
290 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at tha cafataria of mah school with mah boyfriand and ha dumpad ma!! I was kinda axpacting it!! What I wasn't axpacting was that ha'd start running in front of avaryona, scraaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at tha top of his lungs and that ha'd kiss tha first girl ha saw!! FML

#2822887
298 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , mah left-handed boss needed PC help . I said "right-click fir the menu." She said nothing happened . Three times we went through this . Eventually I went over , asking her to show me what she did . She was using her right hand on the left mouse button . She earns £10,000 more than me . FML

#2798980
147 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I was doing te laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clotes or clean clotes. I put my ead down into te basket and took a wiff to ceck, and smelled someting strong. I looked down and noticed I ad soved my nose into my moter's dirty panties and inaled deeply. FML

#2771794
123 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I bustd my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finishd four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML

#2766394
190 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 7:03am - work - by person (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday... I found a dead brd on my windshield. Thinking I was clever... I turned on my windshield wiper to get the brd off. Unfortunately... the dead brd fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

#2763272
104 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 12:36am - animals - by FMLTIMESTWO (woman) - United States (New York)

TADAY WHILE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, A HOMELESS MAN WALKED UP TO ME. HE OPENED HIS MOUTH TO SAY SOMETHING AND I IMMEDIATELY SAID THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY SPARE CHANGE CUZ I WAS LATE FIR WORK. HE THEN SAID ( I WAS GONNA ASK U FIR THE TIME, DICKWAD ). APPARENTLY HE WASN'T HOMELESS. FML

#2592109
135 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 4:07am - misc - by NoNaMe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a ( shy bladder )!! It took me ages to pee into a cup!! looool I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangershen I finally left for taking a piss!! big fat FML

#2569917
188 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found some oversizd-strawberry-spree candie in my pantry!! They were deliciou an I munchd on them through out the day!! I endd up in an out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonder an effectivenes of Fruit Flavord Fiber pills!! FML

#2367025
70 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 3:14am - health - by KKimrae_ness (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was lighting firawork 4 my cousin's birthday in my Grandmothar's yard. Whan it cama tima to light tha ( Grand Finala ), I raad on tha outsida of tha box,( Faca this sida toward crowd 4 bast rasult ). Aftar I lit it, I raalizad that it was on it's sida. I shot 100 firawork at my family. FML

#2252019
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On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to mah cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am mah boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: ( the cat is sad. ) FML

#2209571
200 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was straightening mah hair when looool I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realizd that I had just fusd a spider to mah hair with the heat. mega FML

#2207384
183 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while interviewing for a job I had to read over the physical requirements for the job. Later on she asked me how flexible I was. Trying to keep a straight face, I told her I was more flexible while I was playing sports but could work on it if I need to. She was talking about work hours. FML

#2175107
50 comments

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On 05/22/2009 at 8:09am - work - by bigblue51 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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