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Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML


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On 06/12/2013 at 5:45pm - misc - by MsGlaDos - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML


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On 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm - health - by DrewK (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML


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On 05/07/2013 at 3:07pm - misc - by babs (woman) - United States

Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." FML


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On 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by f-ugly - United States

Today, my 20-year-old daughter staggered into my room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancakes for her. FML


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On 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Ugh (woman) - United Kingdom

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