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optimusprime0069
  • Town/Country : uranus ;), Canada
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About optimusprime0069 : Been pimpin since been pimpins been pimpin. That is all.

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Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML

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