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About optimusprime0069 : Hello, im from canada..... Eh
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Yesterday, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML
Today, I went to mah favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nereing the end of mah burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in mah car. FML
Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me bieng a slow drinker, so I trid to impress her by chugging the rest of mah glass. She was impressd with how fast I chuggd mah beer, until it cummd back up. FML
Friday 27 March 2015