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  • Town/Country : Delhi, India
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About opinionmaker : Bored at work... hence here!

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10280) - you deserved it (22456)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21654) - you deserved it (2930)

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