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About onthetoilet : I'm an asshole

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML


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On 10/12/2011 at 2:11am - love - by anonymous - Canada

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML


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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML


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On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML


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On 09/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by PookaKay02 - United States

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML


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On 09/13/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by steph - China

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