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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 254
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About onquingirl : Yes those pictures were taken by me. Camping trip 2014 Ausable Point, NY.

Pagan. Goth. Metalhead. Nature freak. Gamer girl. Obsessed with Finland. Nerd. Photographer.

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Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML


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