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Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38901) - you deserved it (10962)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML


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On 01/26/2012 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML


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On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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