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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 733
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About only1440minutes : Just a sweet guy who enjoys reading FML moments.

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Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (175809) - you deserved it (18031)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML

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98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38762) - you deserved it (18867)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:46am - love - by Charlie (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

#5043249
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On 09/04/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by badhairday (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

#5011183
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On 09/02/2009 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69336) - you deserved it (10372)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 3:21pm - health - by baldintheback (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82391) - you deserved it (219399)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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