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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 June 1995 (19 years)
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the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML

#6145417
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25827) - you deserved it (2330)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today , I went on a date , and within the frst five minutes , he said , "Before we go any further and get anymore serious , u ned to know a few things , I have kissd a guy drunk because it was a dare , and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML

#6128327
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28604) - you deserved it (5369)

On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked fir one ticket fir 'Jennifer's Body. The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

#5835840
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (5966)

On 10/14/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mother said she trustd me enough to go with me fir mah first drive in mah new car. As soon as we got in the car, she startd hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

#5758309
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33823) - you deserved it (2579)

On 10/10/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

TODAY, I WAS ON A DATE WITH A GUY HAVING A GREAT TIME!! I WENT UP TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM, BUT AS I WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE, I HERED SOME GIGGLES!! I LOOKED AN FOUND OUTHY!! MY SKRT WAS TUCKED INTO MAH UNDERWEAR!! I WAS WEREING MAH LUCKY STAR WARS-THEMED PANTIES!! FML

#5622961
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (14160)

On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday I was at mah son's baseball game when a foul ball cummed flying toward mah brand new car. In an attempt to save mah windshield , I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on mah windshield , crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to mah car. FML

#5584861
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9355) - you deserved it (35327)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:27pm - misc - by baseball25635 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

#5579906
81 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 2:59am - love - by Icy (woman) - United States (Washington) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

yesterday I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of mah apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

#5525122
110 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.!! !! after working an 11 hour shift.!! !! I decidd to treat myself to a deliciou Krispy Kreme doughnut !! When I got home.!! !! I sat down.!! !! puttd mah feet up.!! !! pourd myself a cold glass of milk !! My dog jumps on mah lap and vomit all over mah doughnuts.!! !! stare at me then bites the doughnut out of mah hand !! real FML

#5522112
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38370) - you deserved it (4741)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:41am - animals - by Heww (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S FATHER 4 THE FIRST TIME. WE WERE AT A RESTAURANT AND BOFRIEND KEPT PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH ME UNDER THE TABLE. WHEN BOYFRIEND EXCUSED HIMSELF TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, THE GAME OF FOOTSIE WAS STILL GOING ON. FML

#5519699
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48531) - you deserved it (4162)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, mah mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more!! Why? Because "they r way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in mah group." FML

#5515863
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40131) - you deserved it (2961)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... was mah bachelor party. The only people that showed up were mah best man and mah father.

#5485912
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38897) - you deserved it (3243)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:15pm - misc - by bachelor (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on looool mah first date in nerely a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises fir the rest of it. FML

#5482819
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32803) - you deserved it (2870)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I realized job is so boring that I spend most of time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

#5283267
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29661) - you deserved it (6185)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I went on a blind date with a guyho talked about himself in the 3rd person . Seriously . mega FML

#5219515
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46103) - you deserved it (5879)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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