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Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm / United Kingdom (York) / Animals
Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML
by kay / 06/01/2012 at 5:08pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Miscellaneous
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