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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 128
  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41787) - you deserved it (3555)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23557) - you deserved it (3769)

On 06/01/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by kay (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)



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