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omgitsnikkie
  • Town/Country : Dedham
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML

#5903153 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (13870) - you deserved it (2296)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

#4570183 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (49976) - you deserved it (3217)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

#4523037 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (43417) - you deserved it (2431)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

#3654614 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (33588) - you deserved it (19122)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by roar_shark - Canada (Ontario)