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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 March 1989 (22 years)
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Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59268) - you deserved it (5183)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38343) - you deserved it (3607)

On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12878) - you deserved it (53040)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States