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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 April 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About omgdoublefml : Nationalism, get it in ya fucking poofs! Canada! Oath!

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Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML


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On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML


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On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

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