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omgdoublefml
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Alberta
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there was broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

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On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was woken up at 7:00am for a work emergency after a long night of partying. If the 15 missed phone calls didn't do it, the hose water that was sprayed through my window by my boss sure did. FML

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On 11/01/2009 at 8:48am - work - by bpongplayer (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)



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